All Hat No Cattle Sweatshirt

If Streets Of Laredo was written in 2023:

♫ As I walked out in the streets of L.A.
As I walked out in L.A. one day
I saw a young cowboy, wearing a cowboy hat
Wearing a cowboy hat, with no cattle he strayed ♫

♫ Oh, he ordered his latte with soy and vanilla
Scrolled the 'Gram as he wandered along
He's headed to the valley, for the girls but no herds
He is a young cowboy, wearing his cowboy hat wrong ♫